Fandom Translation

Fan: my creys. my feels. hold me.

Translation: The emotional impact of this episode/line/character is almost beyond my capacity to hold in my feelings. I could really use the support of my fellow fans.

Fan: how does your face even work you DICKFACE YOU JUST BLEW UP MY OVARIES YOU ASSWIPE ugh i will never be able to reproduce

Translation: I find this person to be very attractive and am oft left stunned by his/her seemingly flawless physical appearance.

Fan: i cannot. i am unable to can.

Translation: I am deeply in awe of this art/fanfiction/person/etc. It feels as though I've temporarily lost the ability to function.

Fan: omg omG I HATE YOU F--K YOU UGGGH GO DIE

Translation: I love you. Every fiber of my being burns with a passion hotter than one thousand white-hot suns. I may or may not have a chewed-gum shrine of you in my closet.

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